Filed under: Close to Home
Usually, I post pretty light things. But this is imporant.
Filed under: Close to Home
Come to me with no baggage, and I’ll make you a sandwich.
❤
This is kind of cute in an underwear fetish way.
From One Sentence
I took my wife’s sluttiest panties with me to the Kentucky bar exam because they had always been lucky for me.
I hope he passed 🙂
…of tits, that is.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one, but Lindsay Lohan was walking around LA yesterday in a sheer black shirt and no bra. I don’t know why. It really doesn’t seem that hard to put on a bra. I’m not an expert when it comes to these things, but it looks like something I could do.
Now, I’m the last person to sound like a an angry feminist, but srsly, not wearing a bra makes you feel damn sexy if you’ve got a nice rack (no sagging). Lindsay does (Lindsay Lohan does too).
Click the link if you’d like to see her revealing shirt. Also, check out the first thumbnail pic… does Lohan have braces or a grill?
Filed under: I Also Read Books
You make love on a beanbag chair the colour of macaroni and cheese and when Roy enters you, you nuzzle his neck and inhale his smell of vegetable peelings from the Dumpster, and your orgasm feels like a hundred glimmering goldfish expelled through the hole in an aquarium.
“Bang Crunch”, Neil Smith
I voted for Tim Kaine in the first election in which I was able to vote. (I also volunteered on his gubernatorial campaign.) Veep would make my next 4 years. ❤
Dear Pergo,
Maybe you should tell her. ❤
I’ve got a ways to go, but I understand that being liked isn’t the only important thing in life.
I wonder if anyone has told C* that.
I hope to see your beautiful self soon.
Love,
LPar
I was having hot and steamy sex wearing nothing but my grandma’s pearls, wondering if she had ever done the same exact thing.
So UVA.
Giraffe Print 