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Lucky Underwear
August 16, 2008, 3:14 am
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This is kind of cute in an underwear fetish way.

From One Sentence

I took my wife’s sluttiest panties with me to the Kentucky bar exam because they had always been lucky for me.

I hope he passed 🙂



Grow a Pair!
August 10, 2008, 12:44 am
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…of tits, that is.

What Would Tyler Durden Do:

Stop me if you’ve heard this one, but Lindsay Lohan was walking around LA yesterday in a sheer black shirt and no bra. I don’t know why. It really doesn’t seem that hard to put on a bra. I’m not an expert when it comes to these things, but it looks like something I could do.

Now, I’m the last person to sound like a an angry feminist, but srsly, not wearing a bra makes you feel damn sexy if you’ve got a nice rack (no sagging). Lindsay does (Lindsay Lohan does too).

Click the link if you’d like to see her revealing shirt. Also, check out the first thumbnail pic… does Lohan have braces or a grill?



You make love on a beanbag chair…
August 8, 2008, 4:55 am
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You make love on a beanbag chair the colour of macaroni and cheese and when Roy enters you, you nuzzle his neck and inhale his smell of vegetable peelings from the Dumpster, and your orgasm feels like a hundred glimmering goldfish expelled through the hole in an aquarium.

“Bang Crunch”, Neil Smith



Obama Can Has
August 8, 2008, 4:30 am
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The Fox knows me too well. She emailed this to me: