Giraffe Print

Mountain Top Removal

LPar — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:19:15 +0000

Usually, I post pretty light things. But this is imporant.

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LPar — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:12:27 +0000

Happy Birthday to me.

My 4th Wave

LPar — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:55:27 +0000

Come to me with no baggage, and I’ll make you a sandwich.

Lucky Underwear

LPar — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:14:28 +0000

This is kind of cute in an underwear fetish way.

From One Sentence

I took my wife’s sluttiest panties with me to the Kentucky bar exam because they had always been lucky for me.

I hope he passed

Grow a Pair!

LPar — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:44:13 +0000

…of tits, that is.

What Would Tyler Durden Do:

Stop me if you’ve heard this one, but Lindsay Lohan was walking around LA yesterday in a sheer black shirt and no bra. I don’t know why. It really doesn’t seem that hard to put on a bra. I’m not an expert when it comes to these things, but it looks like something I could do.

Now, I’m the last person to sound like a an angry feminist, but srsly, not wearing a bra makes you feel damn sexy if you’ve got a nice rack (no sagging). Lindsay does (Lindsay Lohan does too).

Click the link if you’d like to see her revealing shirt. Also, check out the first thumbnail pic… does Lohan have braces or a grill?

You make love on a beanbag chair…

LPar — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:55:47 +0000

You make love on a beanbag chair the colour of macaroni and cheese and when Roy enters you, you nuzzle his neck and inhale his smell of vegetable peelings from the Dumpster, and your orgasm feels like a hundred glimmering goldfish expelled through the hole in an aquarium.

“Bang Crunch”, Neil Smith

Obama Can Has

LPar — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:30:45 +0000

The Fox knows me too well. She emailed this to me:

TK for VP

LPar — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:46:39 +0000

I voted for Tim Kaine in the first election in which I was able to vote. (I also volunteered on his gubernatorial campaign.) Veep would make my next 4 years. <3

In Order to Form a More Perfect Union

LPar — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:39:05 +0000

Dear Pergo,

Maybe you should tell her. <3

I’ve got a ways to go, but I understand that being liked isn’t the only important thing in life.

I wonder if anyone has told C* that.

I hope to see your beautiful self soon.

Love,
LPar

Totally Fuckable… Also Postable

LPar — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:23:04 +0000

One Sentence

I was having hot and steamy sex wearing nothing but my grandma’s pearls, wondering if she had ever done the same exact thing.

So UVA.